"If everything else fucks up - I'll still have my chocolate penis."

My plane was delayed. By about half an hour, so it's not like when I went to England the first time and had to circulate over the airport for two hours. Still, getting delayed meant I missed my planned connection and had to take another travelling route. I'm not going to tell you how that went - but I got to where I was suppose to be in the end, and then I'd only been on the road for about seven hours, so I suppose it could be worse.

The weekend itself was an amazingly funny one. Great people without inhibitions and great people with inhibitions they think they have but really don't. I'd say more, but I'm still recovering from the madness. Can't wait to do it again though - I really can't.

Things I've learnt this weekend:

• Norweigan Airlines doesn't make the top list.
• If you are out in the sun - USE PROTECTION! Or just face the consequenses of crayfish and pain.
• An airmatress made for two isn't really suitable for three.