Thursday, 18 June 2009

Collateral Damage.

To stand on a street corner waiting for someone always gives me that feeling like I'm about to sell something illegal. To stand on a street corner with half my bra showing is... strange to say the least. (Ofc I pulled the t-shirt up to cover it, but still.)

I'm so bored lately. I don't know why, but everything just bores me. My job, my apartment, my friends. Maybe I just need a change of scenery or maybe I just need to pull myself together and realise that I'm the one who's boring and then do something about it.

It's Midsummer now. I love this holiday so much! When I was a kid we used to celebrate this with some friends of my parents and the food we had...
I'm sorry - I got sent back in time for a few seconds there.
Anyway...
In ancient days Midsummer was a time for reproduction and even though I'm sure people fuck on Midsummer, the only thing we really have left from that time is our giant penis. We used to get a big pole (like really really big), put flowers on it (cornflowers, oxeye daisies and poppies), make it into a cross (like the Christian ones) and then put a ring on each short side of said cross. (No idea if this makes sense.)
Yes, dear Christian missionaries - you can take away our language, our religion and our customs - but you can never take away our fuckfest!

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