We are Borg. You will be assimilated.

For Stuart:
I less than three you.

The last two months I've realised something. And I mean something big. Something that will change the world forever! Well, not really, but I just wanted to be dramatic. It probably won't change anything really. At least not for you. I decided to stop playing World of Warcraft. It's just not fun anymore. Like going to a job you truly hate for no reason at all more than paying for it. It felt really good to quit. As in really really good. Then I realised why I need to play computer games. If I don't I end up spending an insane amount of money every month on books. (At one point I couldn't even enter a bookstore without purchasing at least one novel.) So after a lot of consultation with myself and other bored wow-players I've decided to settle for Rift. It has all that World of Warcraft used to have and more and from what I've seen and experienced I'm sure that we'll have a very pleasing time together. And Mister Rottington Yellowpants - I'm expecting to see you there.