Break wind

Do you remember the last time I fixed the water lock in my bathroom? And do you then remember how it didn't end well for any of us? Yea... I really shouldn't be allowed near stuff you can take apart, should I?

The problem this time is the water lock under the kitchen sink. It's the most stupid construction I've ever seen in my life and the morons who put it in placed it so that if I unscrew the part that needs to be unscrewed I just end up pushing it into the wall. I can't get it out! It's like placing a door facing a wall. Who is so bloody daft that they put a construction on like that? Oh, it's alright dear, I expect we'll be moving away soon anyway. I feel like I'm in some sort of movie where you have to go down to the stream to do your dishes. Of course, I can still use the sink... I just have to place a bucket under the now open water lock to make sure that stuff doesn't get stuck and that the water doesn't flood the kitchen.

So what have we learned today? Well, people are morons and I shouldn't be allowed near water locks. Wait, these aren't new things! You tricked me! That's it - into the kitchen with you. I said in...