Tuesday, 4 January 2011

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Do you know what would be awesome? If I could spray acid. I don't care if it's from my mouth, hands or ass, but I want it! Or well, I guess I care a little. It would suck horribly if my ass didn't work due to the insane amounts of acid coming out of it. And it'd be a shame if I'd never be able to talk due to the acid spit. I guess it had to be the hands then. Although... dragons breathe fire and it seems to work well for them... I shall conduct this experiment in the privacy of my chambers (also known as my closet) and then I will get back to you. Hopefully.

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