Every now and then I go out into my kitchen, have a look around and pretend to be a master chef. For a few minutes I'm awesome and can do all those amazing stuff with food. Then I realiase that no, no I can't and I got back to being just me - as amazing as that is - and the most fantastic thing I can do is tomato pie. Don't get me wrong - that's pretty darn good, but it'd still be lovely to be able to whip up a crème brulée without thinking. Of course... I don't eat crème brulée, so I guess it would be kinda stupid... Then again - I wish I could be one of those who could just do... no, that won't do... You know what? I'm just gonna make my tomato pie and when that's done I'm gonna make muffins. Gooey chocolate muffins. Because I can.
If you ask me nicely I'll even save one for you. You can bring it with you when we go out and hunt all those tv-chefs who tell me I suck because I can't make all the shit they make. Good, huh?
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