Smile, when your heart is aching
smile, even though it's breaking
when there are clouds in the sky
you get by
when there are clouds in the sky
you get by
Yea, I have no idea if the song actually goes like this, but for some reason it got stuck in my head and I sang it out. With my best musical-stage-crowd-goes-wild-voice of course. Anything else would be a waste of talent. Fine, so it wouldn't be a waste of my talent, but of someone else's. (Don't bother - it won't make sense to you anyway.)
Now, another discussion between me and the English guy who seduced me and made me trip down from the glass mountain.
Him: "I always imagined that's how getting gang-raped would feel."
Me: "Running naked through a corn-field?"
Him: "Running backwards naked through a corn-field. I always imagined that with the shape of the corn..."
Yea, exactly. He's like me. But a man. It's weird isn't it. When we feel that it gets too much we start discussing Transformers. I maintain that it has an excellent entertainment value and he wants to shoot himself in the head. (Although he's currently showing me lolcats, which makes me want to shoot myself in the head so I guess it's a pretty even score thus far.)
When I was a kid I used to love Alvin and the Chipmunks. I even wanted to name my kid Alvin. For some reason my friends thought this would be mean to the kid based on the fact that he'd be named after a cartoon squirrel. They are squirells, aren't they? I'll get back to you on this. In the meantime - enjoy this amazing comic from "Least I Could Do". (http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20051226) If you don't find this funny - we are no longer friends.
Now, another discussion between me and the English guy who seduced me and made me trip down from the glass mountain.
Him: "I always imagined that's how getting gang-raped would feel."
Me: "Running naked through a corn-field?"
Him: "Running backwards naked through a corn-field. I always imagined that with the shape of the corn..."
Yea, exactly. He's like me. But a man. It's weird isn't it. When we feel that it gets too much we start discussing Transformers. I maintain that it has an excellent entertainment value and he wants to shoot himself in the head. (Although he's currently showing me lolcats, which makes me want to shoot myself in the head so I guess it's a pretty even score thus far.)
When I was a kid I used to love Alvin and the Chipmunks. I even wanted to name my kid Alvin. For some reason my friends thought this would be mean to the kid based on the fact that he'd be named after a cartoon squirrel. They are squirells, aren't they? I'll get back to you on this. In the meantime - enjoy this amazing comic from "Least I Could Do". (http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20051226) If you don't find this funny - we are no longer friends.
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