Tuesday, 20 July 2010

This fish tastes an awful lot like schnitzel...

When I was a kid I always used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on TV. I have a memory of being six years old, sitting at the dinnertable at kindergarden and have a discussion about the show in English versus Swedish. Of course, being me my contribution to said discussion was "I prefer to watch it in English - I can learn to read better then. I can read the text four times before it disappears". (Yea... I was weird as a kid aswell.) I was always Donatello when we played - you know, because of the big stick and the purple mask. Was quite a big fan of purple as a child - you know, before I realised how incredibly awesome green is!
So uhm anyway... the one superpower I've always wanted to have is invisibility. It's so cool to be able to become invisible. Although I must admit I just want it to be able to sneak into the boys' lockerroom. Or well, that's the main reason anyway. The boys always used to get into our lockerroom after gymnastics in primary school and it'd be nice to get back. (Is it primary school? Ah, grade 1-3 anyway.) Now don't take this the wrong way or anything - and this is something I remember very clearly - I used to flash them. As in jump up on a bench, open my towel and flash. You know, it seems harmless when you're seven, but now it seems kinda... disturbed. Figured it'd be a cool superpower though since invisibility is already taken. the Flasher - she makes them stop. Yea, she does indeed. If nothing else she makes people stop and wonder what the hell she's doing. I'd love to have an amazing outfit consisted of stockings, corsett and some form of underwear, but it's a bit hard to flash in that. Maybe I'll just have a pyjamas like the old gold-digger with a poop-thing at the ass. It could be green. It'd be kinda cool. You know, I'll have to get back to you on this. Some research is definitely needed here.

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