Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they won't come to get you!

Okay, I have a question. When was the last time you showered the biggest carpet you have? Yes, showered. You know, as in took it into the shower and poured water on it? Can't remember? Oh, alright - let me be a bit more specific.

When was the last time you showered the biggest carpet you have because you accidentally dropped a package of cocoa on it at like 5:50am in the morning?

You know, sometimes I wonder what I have against chairs. If I'd just been standing on a chair like a normal person I would've reached my cinnamon without problems and I wouldn't have to clean up cocoa and I would've been in time for work. (I was only two minutes late, but still.) Besides, I had such a good outfit on and I had to change it because, of course, I got myself covered aswell. Sometimes I'm just such an idiot.

On a good note - at least the carpet is getting properly cleaned...