wonderworks

You have big breasts

totally a woman for my taste

When I see you I have

trouble keeping my back straight

Every night will be an adventure

/Kristina från Duvemåla

It's Easter next week. How did that happen? Seriously, I know I've been present and everything but what the hell is happening?! I don't have any amazing plans - I wish I had. I do know that I'm gonna watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and eat candy though.

I don't eat those eggs so they're all yours.
What kind of candy do you like then?
Liqorice and chocolate!
Liqorice isn't Easter candy!
But but... liqorice?
I know! We buy an Easteregg and then put the candy in there. Then it'll be Easter candy!

I watched the Departed yesterday. Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio. Yes please. It's a bit weird though, because I'm fairly sure that the last time I saw it Damon shot DiCaprio. I wonder if there are more than one ending to this movie.
This night I didn't dream that I got shot, but I did dream that I was leading a 25-mile-march with people. Why I was put on that job really is beyond me. Oh, and it was Swedish miles - which is 10 kilometres/mile. I mean seriously, me?! I who, every time I want to run, go lie on the couch until it passes.
I also dreamt that me and my best friend were about to go on a shopping spree. We don't do sprees and I'm not buying anything except paint and spackling paste this month. (Is that really a proper term?)

I got an exam between 1pm and 5pm. At 8pm I have a party. There's a really big chance that I'll get filthy, stinking drunk tonight. You know, one day I'd like to be so incredibly drunk that I can take a bath in a big bathtub of chocolate. I don't think I can drink until that point, but it'd be fun. Imagine if someone taped it... I'll get back to you on this. (If you have trouble imagining me running around in a tub of chocolate - imagine Homer Simpson really drunk. I know, works wonder, doesn't it?)