Mouse carpet?

Sometimes I wonder what my brain looks like. I mean, I know what A brain looks like, but I've never seen my own. I like to think that it's huge - like one of those caricatures you see where people have gigantic heads - and that's the reason I'm so damn smart. Of course I know that I'm not "so damn smart" but it's my thoughts so butt out! Anyway... right now it feels like a prune - all dried up and tiny.

Hrm, you know what? Nah, me neither. I'm just gonna stop writing now and go and take a shower instead.