smackjawed idiot

I like coffee
I like soda
I like water
and whiskey
and beer

I like big pints
I like small pints
I would even drink a cup of tea
La la la la la la la la la la
Who's that cup of tea on the la-la-lawn?

Tea is a fantastic thing to drink. It's much less addictive than coffee and it tastes so much better. (In my case it's, in fact, no addiction at all.) It changes your priorities to live with someone from another country. In my case it went from food --> everything else to TEA, TEA, TEA, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAID 'TEA?!' ---> everything else. In fact, I estimate that my tea-drinking has gone up with at least 500% over the last 10 months. At least I drank tea before so I did have a liking for it. Imagine starting with something completely new... Oh, that reminds me - gotta forcefeed Mr. English salt liqorice.