Hide!

Shire...
Baggins...

At some point in my life I would like to be a ringwraith. Dark and hissing and terrifying. It'd be awesome. Imagine some douchebag walking around thinking he's all that and then you just ride up to him and hiss. Oh, that poor son of a bitch would shit his pants faster than he'd say "ale". It'd be absolutely fantastic. Of course, I'd be bound to Sauron and that would kinda suck, but hissing and darkness! I'm sure several people would oppose to me being a wraith so of course I would make sure to dispose of them quickly. Can't let anything keep me from pursuing the dream now, can I?