Santa's Red Hat

I just managed to poke myself in my left eye. It kinda hurts. And it's kinda full of tears. And this morning at breakfast I might've cut my left index finger when cutting a bun open. Might've. Maybe it bled a bit. Maybe it hurt. Maybe I just shouldn't be allowed to do stuff. At all. Maybe it would just be best for the world if I was locked up in a padded cell and strapped to a bed. Wow, that'd be creepy. Lying there on my back and being unable to move. I'm not a fan of lying on my back so I'd probably panic rather quickly. Not to mention what one had to do when it's time to visit the ladies' room. I guess the needs would have to be done just then and there seeing as I'd be a danger to myself and others if I was released. Do they put a diaper on the patients? If I wasn't so freaked out by mental hospitals I'd check it right now.