Star Wars is a pretty sucky movie. You can pick whichever you want of the bunch - they're all sucky. The whole thing is lead by a green puppet which speaks with bad grammar and everyone around it goes "oooo, Master Yoda knows all!". Right... Maybe I'm just a snob, but I want people to speak properly. Oh, and by the way - if I ever follow a green doll around mindlessly, please end my suffering. I'll let you decide how.
I'm gonna do something I've never done before. I'm gonna quote a segment from one of my friends. This guy writes really funny in Swedish and although I'm not interested in sports (football particularly) if it's not a big championship, it's always worth reading his sports-segments. I translated it - enjoy.
Messi is quite okay right now. He's the best in the world. Right now. Something he is not is the biggest. Neither on height or purely football-wise. :p I like Messi, he's fun to watch and he has a speed and technique that's amazing. But he will never be the biggest of the big if he doesn't win titles with the national team and if he doesn't become more of a team player. Sure, he delivers his goals and he's fun to look at but his team mates must think that it sucks more than a lot of goat's ass. If he gets the ball there's hardly a chance in a frozen hell that he passes. That's why I rank both Pelé and Zizou higher. Maradona is sort of in a class for himself. He got help from both God and other uplifting means.
In my next life I'm totally gonna be a frost nymph. With wings. I always wanted wings.
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