the correct form of spam

Everything sucks,

so let's get the big bucks.

Let's get away,

from all that is grey.

Let's go somewhere bright,

with just some more light,

and be happy and gay,

if just for one day.

That unpublished fantasy novel is trying so hard to get out of my brain and onto a piece of paper, and yet I can't reach it. I have a million ideas for books, but not a single one of them is related to fantasy. I can get out a bunch of silly poems, but not the things I want. God, it's annoying!

I'll scream and shout,

and let it all out,

and you'll hear it there,

and maybe that's fair,

since you really did make me pout.