Worst review ever.

I've been thinking. About beer actually. Apparently it's just not "beer". And every lager isn't the same. I feel that even though I see myself as completely all-knowing, there clearly are things I have no idea about. What I do know about beer is this:

• if I want a drink to last a whole meal or a whole eve - beer's the thing
• it's usually yellow, although not all the time
• it usually tastes bitter, but not always
• wheat beer is drinkable - at times

Do you know what I really find creepy about snakes? When they move. I don't really have a problem with a snake being still (well, I do, but I can force myself not to scream if I see one), but once they start to move... the slithering... it's just... creepy.
Why I agreed to see a movie called Slither really is beyond me. Of course, at the time (being yesterday afternoon) it didn't really occur to me that a movie called Slither actually would have slithering in it. I think I gave a new dimension to H&H though - with all the screaming and "oh shit, oh shit". Although I have to say that it was a very good movie. Entertaining and stupid as hell and just the sort of thing to spice up a day before work. Life is good...