Friday, 16 January 2009

sillyness

We've got cookies (well more biscuits, but you get the point) from some German company here. They taste... interesting. So interesting that I took one bite and then threw the cookie away - we're speaking big cookies. A million spices, chocolate cover and then some form of paperlike material for the bottom. Remind me to never end up like an old lady who's having "coffee and biscuits" in the afternoon. I had way too many of those biscuits as a kid.
The 'daily article' from our sensation paper is about why some women have a body shaped like an hourglass and why they're monogamists. After some searching I found the original article and after reading through it I realised that yes, once again our daily paper is making stuff up. You really gotta love the amazing news coverage they have.

Biology, not heart, provokes infidelity
Beautiful women who have affairs can now blame it on their sex hormones.
Women with higher levels of oestradiol, a form of oestrogen, not only look and feel more attractive, they are also more likely to cheat on their partners, a new study has found.
One-night-stands are not what interest these flirtatious females, who tend to have bigger breasts, relatively small waists and symmetrical faces as a result of their high levels of oestradiol.
Rather, they adopt a strategy of serial monogamy, say the researchers, led by Kristina Durante of the University of Texas.
"Without necessarily being consciously aware of their motives, highly attractive women are probably able to capitalise on their desirability and continually acquire a higher-quality long-term mate by trading up when the opportunity arises," said Dr Durante.
A James Cook University psychologist, Frances Quirk, said Marilyn Monroe, with her hourglass figure, was a classic example of a high-oestradiol female. "And her relationship history is a fairly good match," she said, noting the actress's marriages and affairs with increasingly important men.
Associate Professor Quirk said the study added to other evidence that hormones such as testosterone and oxytocin influenced the sexual and social behaviour of men and women. "The bottom line is that we are driven by our biology a lot of the time."
Dr Durante's team tested the level of oestradiol, which is linked to fertility,
in the blood of 52 women aged between 17 and 30.
Those with higher levels rated themselves as more desirable than average, and were judged to be significantly more attractive by others. They had had more long-term relationships than those with lower levels of the hormone, and "reported a greater likelihood of flirting, kissing and having a serious affair with someone other than their primary partner", Dr Durante said.
The results were consistent with the possibility that "highly fertile women are not easily satisfied by their long-term partners and are especially motivated to become acquainted with other, presumably more desirable, men", she said. "Importantly, such motivations do not seem to stem from a greater interest in casual sex."

This is the actual article. According to our paper these women might also belong to the category that other women dislikes. Do you have any idea how much this would explain if it was true? That would mean that the women here at work who absolutely detest me (they're quite many) do it because I have a high level of oestradiol in my body. Interesting.

We had a test of this ourglass-thing when I went to high school. Our psychology teacher showed pictures of two women. For me they looked exactly the same, but the guy next to me instantly said that the right one was more attractive. When I asked him why he said that it was because she had a smaller waist. The female students didn't see this, but almost all of the male ones did. A bit strange when I come to think of it, but then again - a small waist means that the hips are shown as wider, which (as stated in an earlier entry) is a sign that a women is good with carrying children. So I suppose it all really does come down to biology in the end... Which means that this article didn't really prove anything at all. Way to go!

Thursday, 15 January 2009

curriculum vitae

Professional CV:

  • Work:
  • Does reological analysis of acrylate compounds.
  • Interests:
  • Very fond of American popular culture.
  • Enjoys discussing recent world events.

Honest CV:

  • Work:
  • Checks paint - make sure it dries, has the proper thickness and that it has the correct shade.
  • Interests:
  • Very fond of the Simpsons and Family Guy.
  • Plays World of Warcraft.

Action CV:

  • Work:
  • Deals with flammable objects and is in constant danger of explosion.
  • Interests:
  • Kills things with my bare hands or with a giant two-handed weapon.

This is what goes through my head when I work. How to turn my CV into an "Action CV". As you can see I clearly suck at writing one, but just like everything else in my world, that doesn't really stop me.

Wednesday, 14 January 2009

inhale

I found some blogs written by people on both the Israeli and Palestinian sides. To me, this war is just like all the others. They're happening to people I don't know in a country I've never been to and when it reaches the news I look in horror and then change the channel and prepare my dinner.

The blogs mentioned the use of white phosphorus bombs even though this is said to be denied of the Israeli government. One of them said that a woman died after being hit by a "shell".
Being the one I am I had to check what these bombs actually do to the body. I know I shouldn't be surprised over the result because I know that wars is horrible business, but...


Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

Apparently there are two kinds of white phosphorus (according to Wikipedia), it's named after a Greek word which means "light bearer" and the Latin name is Lucifer. (Yes, I know.) When in contact with oxygen it'll self-ignite so if you want to cut it (it's soft as cheese) you have to do it under water. It corrodes when it comes in contact with the skin and goes in to the skeleton. If you inhale it you'll get chronic internal injuries and you'll do damage to liver and kidneys and get brittle bones.
"Excrement, vomit and breath from a person who's been poisoned with white phosphorus can smell like garlic and even glow in the dark."


http://gaza-sderot.blogspot.com/

http://mecaforpeace.blogspot.com/

Monday, 12 January 2009

breathe

I had to go home from work today. Me. I'm never sick. And I had to go home from work. Like it's not bad enough having to get up at 5:40am, I also had a really weird feeling in my stomache. Sort of like the tiny bandorchestra, but with more difficulty when it comes to breathing. I figured it'd solve itself once I got to work, but when you have to stop and squat to be able to carry on something just isn't like it should be. I also had to sit down on a stone because everything went black for a second. This was on a 500m walk to work. That's just not right... And it didn't get that much better when I came to work so I went home again. If this is anything like last time I won't be able to move tomorrow. That outta be fun.

So now I've been up since 5:40am because I don't wanna mess up my 24 hours again. On the good side it's now 08:28am and I'm enjoying a very beautiful sunrise.

Sunday, 11 January 2009

waste

Dead inside or a raving storm of emotions? I don't know which is the worst anymore.

Saturday, 10 January 2009

fuck all

My head hurts. I've been trying to sleep for 3 hours and it hurts so much that I can't. Besides the hurting it's also full of thoughts, which doesn't exactly make it easier to relax and fall asleep. Fucking brain.

I had so much to write down, but now I have nothing. Fuck it. I'm just gonna watch a movie instead.

Thursday, 8 January 2009

asshole

You know, I like cold. It makes me happy, makes the air fresher and keeps me from falling asleep from boredom. I'm not really fond of cold when it means that my body falls asleep from bad blood circulation. And yes, it'd probably fall asleep anyway since the circulation isn't all that even if it's warm outside, but this really is stupid. I have my mittens on. MITTENS! Do you have any idea how hard it is to write on a keyboard with mittens?! Well, I had them on anyway - it was just too much of a challenge.

There's a big debate here in Sweden about equality between men and women. When it comes to salary women are still behind and they probably will be for decades to come, but when it comes to other aspects we're quite good on it I think. Well, there is that gym that has a section just for women. Which is a nice thought seeing as there are women who get raped and such and would like to use the gym, but men just scare them too much. Or when they just want to be left alone - away from preying eyes. Of course, the women are allowed in the normal training area and men don't have a section for themselves. So this gym got accused of not being equal and there was a big inquiry. The gym got freed of the accusations based on the reason I listed above.
Now, correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't equality between the sexes mean just that? Equal rights for both sides? Doesn't this mean that the men should also have a section to themselves?
Sweden is a great country in many ways, but this discussion is going a bit far in my opinion. Yes, my male collegues might make more money than me just because they're men (they don't, but that's really not the point), but I can get dressed in a skirt and a nice t-shirt and smile and get whatever I want from any man. Men can't do that. (Well, some can, but let's not get into that.) I can claim that my male collegues harass me sexually and sue the company and get a nice sum of money for my pain - can you even imagine the laughter if my male collegues said that about me? "She harassed me sexually!" The answer they'd get would probably be "oh, just admit you liked it".
I'm probably stupid and I'm sure all of the attack-feminists are gonna attack me for making the problem worse, but I prefer to see what I want to see. I don't see it as an obstacle for me if men make more money, I'm not really that into money anyway. If people wanna be careerdriven and work themselves to death it's more their problem than mine. I prefer to put on an apron and live in my kitchen.
No, jokes aside, let me give you a tip I once got in "one of those filthy magazines which just objectify women". Your boss won't actually see how much you work (unless you boss works with you of course). What your boss will see is your attendance and will. Why do you think I tell my boss that "I don't really care about when I have vacation - just put it somewhere where it fits the schedule"? Fine, so I really don't care, but also because when I ask for a day off I know I'll get it. If there's work to be done in the weekend and you clearly see that everyone would rather have a rootcanalfilling than say yes, I offer. More goodwill, more power, more nice words when you leave the company.
Yes, I might be an asshole who degrades women's right to exactly everything men have, but I will always come first and I will always get what I want. Mainly because I know how to get it.