Tribute to nonsense

It's hard to write things when you have it in your head that everything you write is completely useless. That you're quite average and the things you put down on paper (well sort of) is incredibly uninteresting to anyone but yourself. It sort of puts a filter over everything you want to write and you end up with nothing at all. Maybe the voice is right. Maybe my stuff is completely mundane and average and boring. It might always be useless. Maybe there's never a chance that I'll be an author. 

You know what? I don't think I wanna listen to that voice anymore. It bores me.
I think that from now on it will be green shoes with bowties and cupcakes all around!