I'm terrible with jokes. There's just something in me that stops me from telling them properly. It's not that I can't tell them, I can, it's just that they come out slightly "off". Like I'm telling someone about a certain kind of cell I just discovered. Yea, very clinical. It's horrible. Especially since I like to think I'm funny. A part of me would love to be a stand-up comedian. Comedienne? Or a sit-down comedian. Ba-dump-btsh! Sorry about that. It won't happen again. The point is that I really can't tell jokes well. I can write them down and capture the spirit, but when I try to be funny... It's more amusing to read the news... Then again, considering the news we have here it actually is rather amusing.
As a last completely unfunny statement: whoever started the witch hunt for calories should be shot and killed. Preferably after said person is forcefed spoonfulls after spoonfulls of cake and other tasty things.
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