A guy called Dave bought an n-control
it was expected in December but no such roll.
Dave mailed a PR-company for information
but it held no captivation,
all he got were cryptic texts
and they all left him completely perplexed.
Dave continued his quest for more
and decided to let other companies through his door.
He opened it for Mike Krahulik of Penny Arcade
and then he stepped into the shade
and let the mystery unravel.
The word began to travel,
and Paul Christoforo, Mr. PR-man
made sure that he got himself a lifetime ban
from the Penny Arcade Expo run by Mr. Mike
after having dug himself deeper and deeper into his dike.
So think of this the next time someone gets you down
and you feel that all you want to do is frown.
I might not know a thing
but at least it's more than Ocean Marketing.
it was expected in December but no such roll.
Dave mailed a PR-company for information
but it held no captivation,
all he got were cryptic texts
and they all left him completely perplexed.
Dave continued his quest for more
and decided to let other companies through his door.
He opened it for Mike Krahulik of Penny Arcade
and then he stepped into the shade
and let the mystery unravel.
The word began to travel,
and Paul Christoforo, Mr. PR-man
made sure that he got himself a lifetime ban
from the Penny Arcade Expo run by Mr. Mike
after having dug himself deeper and deeper into his dike.
So think of this the next time someone gets you down
and you feel that all you want to do is frown.
I might not know a thing
but at least it's more than Ocean Marketing.
(For more information about this insane spectacle, check out http://venturebeat.com/2011/12/27/ocean-marketing-how-to-self-destruct-your-company-with-just-a-few-measly-emails/.)
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