I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.
I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory
and even put a stopper in Death.
/Severus Snape in "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"
Alan Rickman. Alan. Rickman. I don't think anyone can do the role of Severus Snape as well as he can. In fact, he does it so well that me and Mr. English have a deal. We're allowed to sex Alan Rickman without the whole problem of cheating. Isn't that nice? I think more couples should have ideas like this. No, not threesomes. Just you know, someone they can sex without the shouting and misunderstanding and god knows what else.
More Alan Rickman to the people! And no, I'm almost not allowed to watch Harry Potter anymore. Why not? Because I have a tendency to quote every line...
I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory
and even put a stopper in Death.
/Severus Snape in "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone"
Alan Rickman. Alan. Rickman. I don't think anyone can do the role of Severus Snape as well as he can. In fact, he does it so well that me and Mr. English have a deal. We're allowed to sex Alan Rickman without the whole problem of cheating. Isn't that nice? I think more couples should have ideas like this. No, not threesomes. Just you know, someone they can sex without the shouting and misunderstanding and god knows what else.
More Alan Rickman to the people! And no, I'm almost not allowed to watch Harry Potter anymore. Why not? Because I have a tendency to quote every line...
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