I really want to have kids. I'd love to have a tiny baby to love and to hold and to cherish for the rest of my life. Someone that I can teach right and wrong and you know... make into my image...
Of course, having a dog here that doesn't know that "stay off the bed" means that you shouldn't be in the bed really has put me off kids for a while. It's not that I don't want one, it's just that I think I'll wait. Until I'm finished with my studies. Until I'm older. Until I'm rich enough to hire someone to take care of it for me while I'm out having fun. After all, isn't that what good parenting is all about? Teaching the kids to take care of themselves? Hrm, maybe I should hire a horrible nanny. That way the kid would be self dependent from a young age. Yea... yea, I think that's a wonderful idea. I really would be the world's greatest parent. Well, after Homer Simpson, of course.
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