Fantasy and reality

The Swedish Eurovision really has gone downhill in the later years. And with "later years" I mean since the turn of the century. (Haha, how cool is it to be able to say "turn of the century" and not be 200 years old?) Point is that the songs are always about pain and suffering or walking a lonely road or being in love and happy. What happened to the lyrics that mattered? What happened to the stuff that used to be important? Here is my idea for next year's entry.

I went down to the supermarket
Was gonna buy some
milk and butter and bread
but they were out of bread
(they were out of bread)
why was there no bread?
(they were out of bread)

I went down to the baker's
to see if there was some bread
but he was out of bread
(he was out of bread)
yea, he really had no bread
(no, he was out of bread)

I went up to my neighbour's
to see if she had bread
but she wasn't at home
(no, she was away)
yea, she was away
(no, she wasn't at home)

My sandwhich will be boring
because I have no bread
(there is no bread)
because I have no breeeeeeeeead
(no bread)
No breeeeeee-heeee-heeeeeeeeeeeee-head
(no bread)

Yes, I can totally see this being a hit. Remember where you heard it first. Inside your head.