You know celebrities? The kind of people who are famous for doing something that "normal" people don't do? Running a mile faster than the speed of light, yawn in a movie or set fire to a really old church because they wanted to "test how the bomb would work"? Okay good, we've established the base here. Well, the moviestars they make loads of money by appearing in movies and pretend they're someone else... Hrm, come to think of it, that's probably why I'm such a horrible actress - I can't pretend I'm someone else. Why should I want to? I'm bloody awesome! Anyway... the moviestars are surrounded with loads of people whereof several take care of their looks. (The moviestars' looks, not their own, although I'm sure they do that too.) How awesome wouldn't that be? Have a stab of people just following you around and making sure you look amazing all the time? Then again... No, you can't go to the toilet right now, we need to put on make-up first. Or Are you going out like that? What's wrong with this? Nothing... if you want to look like a... common! Hrm, yea, when I get rich this will definitely be on my list of investments. So I can shoot them behind the chemical shed!
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