curriculum vitae

Professional CV:

• Work:
• Does reological analysis of acrylate compounds.
• Interests:
• Very fond of American popular culture.
• Enjoys discussing recent world events.

Honest CV:

• Work:
• Checks paint - make sure it dries, has the proper thickness and that it has the correct shade.
• Interests:
• Very fond of the Simpsons and Family Guy.
• Plays World of Warcraft.

Action CV:

• Work:
• Deals with flammable objects and is in constant danger of explosion.
• Interests:
• Kills things with my bare hands or with a giant two-handed weapon.

This is what goes through my head when I work. How to turn my CV into an "Action CV". As you can see I clearly suck at writing one, but just like everything else in my world, that doesn't really stop me.