Everywhere all the time.

You know, there are some things I really like to do. Enjoy the sunlight, read a book, watch a really depressing movie... and of course - annoy people. Seriously, it really is a lot of fun to watch someone go from a sane reasoning person to a screaming, steaming pile of anger.
When I went to high school I had a teacher in biology who not only had a thing for fruit flies, but also had a certain liking to me. Apparently the flies 'are fascinating because you can observe several generations over just a few weeks' and his graduation project was about this amazing species only he 'had blind females and males without wings so there was no mating there'. Why do I still remember this 4 years later? Well, mainly because you really can't forget a guy like that and mainly because he kept going on about this flies for ages. I keep wondering if I got my A because I actually was really good (I have a thing for biology) or because he liked me more than he should... smth tells me it's the second reason.
Anyway... I kept annoying him by trashtalking down pretty much anything he said - well, not really trashtalking... more like questioning it... Just a tip - if you're at the museum watching dinosaurs with your biology teacher and you're a bit bored... just claim that the dinosaurs are made up figments of imagination and that the skeletons are made of plastic. I got so many peeps on me for that comment, but I stand by it. Have you ever seen a live dinosaur? No? Oh, I wonder why. Yes, of course I know they died out by starvation, heat or that meteor crash but seriously, don't you think it's a teeny tiny bit odd? These really big things have walked this planet and then 'poof!' gone. I believe more in Adam&Eve and the Garden of Eden than I believe this crap. (Not appreciated either I can tell you. Especially not if you study science.)
Now, before you go mental and tell me that I'm the most ignorant person to ever walk this planet - I know that birds are remnants from dinosaurs, I'm well aware that humans used to climb trees and I know about the 'Big Bang'. I just choose to disagree with it. Why? Because the look on people's faces when I tell them 'Big Bang never happened - Adam&Eve is just as true' is priceless!