"What am I? Some kind of outer space potato?" "For an outer space potato you sure do look good!"

This year I've studied more, played more WoW, eaten less and been more sick than previous years.

My fortunecookie for this year said "Don't be afraid to take that big step". I never thought it would be so right and you know what? It was all worth it. Sure, taking a leave of absense from my job to start studying made me question my sanity, but it was worth it.

My apartment looks like a shithole full of clothes. In five hours it's supposed to be all clean and welcoming. I believe I can do that. At least I hope I can, haha.

I want to write more - I want this to be one of those amazing entries that I remember and look back on with a smile, but I don't have much else to say. I'll tell you this though - I feel happy. I'd forgotten how that felt. I like it!

noodles

Again with the music. You know, I love Cèline Dion and her The Heart Will Go On. It's an amazing song for a lovely movie, but I don't love it at 03:01am on a fucking Wednesday morning!

So... if my neighbour is found burned, tied to a pile - you know, the old-school witch burning-things - then I hope you'll give me an alibi. Thank you. I love you too.

lists

I have so much that I have to do and I have no idea where to start. So I'm gonna make a list and just start from the top there. I think that's a good thing to do. I think more people should do lists. It's make the world a more organised place.
Just imagine if someone's gonna invade a country.

• Get people - check
• Get cars - check
• Get clothes - check
• Get food? (Make them hunt?)
• Give classes on how to behave?
• Proper training?

You can already see that it'll be a complete success!

You smiled! I'm off the hook!

For Nathan:

Granpa Simpson:

The Swedish are coming!

The Swedish are coming!

They got lingonberries!

swamp

Andie MacDowell has brown hair. I don't think anyone would doubt that fact. Seeing her in endless commercials for hair colour - all brown, of course - is a bit annoying. Yes, we get it. It covers grey hairs. Yes, we get it - it makes your hair shiny. We get it. Seriously. But when your hair is dry and dead - chop it off for heaven's sake. It can't be fixed. CHOP IT!

I'm gonna get the visit from the small-town-band soon. I think they'll bring lots of red baloons. Why? I cry for nothing. I cried at least three times yesterday during Avatar and two times today during some tv-show. My stomach hurts every now and then (although that might be the lack of food) and I really, really hope it doesn't hit me for New Year's Eve. Although with my luck it probably will.

A dubbed version of Over the Hedge? Sure why not.

I see you...

AVATAR

...wow...

soulshine

You feel bad, let me tell you, we all get the blues

Sometimes life is a burden, weighed down in your shoes

When it's bad, worse, worst

(And when you're feeling so bad)

And you think you're cursed

(And you've got it sad)

Well, if there's one thing for the better that can turn you loose

I'm gonna see Avatar today with my sister. It'll be first movie she sees in 3D and the third one I see. Of course, it'll be the first one for me that's filmed entirely with a 3D-camera. Or something. I know it's supposed to be really different and I also know it's supposed to be an experience quite above the ordinary.
So I decided I should dress accordingly. To me at the moment - that means jeans. I haven't worn jeans in what feels like ages so I figured that a pair together with a nice red sweater and a pair of boots would make me feel on top of the day. God knows I need that right now. Sadly my jeans doesn't fit me. The jeans I bought about two months ago that were so tight they annoyed me are now loose. And of course I can't find my other jeans which I put to the side because they were too tight so now I'm wearing a skirt. Like usual. A short green one - at least I haven't worn it recently - together with purple socks my family gave me for Christmas and a beige t-shirt with frilly arms. Like usual. In fact, it's so usual that I doubt any of my friends can see a pair of knee-high socks and not think of me. Suppose this is what happens when you act like an idiot.