Onwards my penguin minions!

Have you ever spilt tea all over your genital area? While being naked? No? It's an... experience. Have you ever accidentally kneed someone in the crotch? Twice? And then laughed hysterically when said someone cries out in pain? Have you ever poked someone in the stomach after they had a really big meal? Ha, I knew you weren't god's best child! I knew it! I'm onto you!

It's interesting how things work - the more focused I am on something, the more insane I seem to get. Take now for example. I'm studying and I'm focused and... what? Yes, I'm studying. This is "studying". Sort of. Kinda? Fine, so I'm taking a break to increase my efficiency! Happy?! Point is that I'm really focused (shut up) and my insanity just keeps coming back to me. It feels really good if I'm honest. Wouldn't it be cool if I could store it and sell it in jars? September Insanity 2010 - now as Eau de Toilette (I always found it funny that people are so fond of something that reads "toiletwater", but maybe that's just me.)

Bender: We all need to be shut down.

Especially you, Hedonism Bot!
Hedonism Bot: I apologise for nothing!